These employees are clapping, they must be happy. |
However, the objective of this post is not toenumerate the disgraces of the working class as do Ignatius J. Riley, today I am going to talk about the exceptions to the rule. Yes, there is people that perform their daily tasks with a smile from ear to ear, these are the following:
The gym class instructor
She is happy no matter what, skips out of bed in the morning and finishes her day the same way. Walks through the streets listening to upbeat house music and hops around trying to dodge the lines of the tiling. Her energy reserves are never depleted. For her, there's only one season, and that is summer. Summer is always coming. Of course, I am describing a regular day of this unbelievable happy individual, but nothing compares to the explosive feeling of happiness that overcomes her every few months when it's time for the master class. Event in which she takes out the time to plan a few "surprises" for her exhausted disciples, whether it's balloons, garlands or even some sweets on reward for finishing the class (trust me, I've seen it).
Favourite phrases: "You go, girl!" "Come on!" "Spriiiiiiiint" "You're only cheating yourself" "Afgahagaghg!"
Dog walker
There is something I will never understand: How is this person that is surrounded by barking, drooling, mailman-cat-bird chasing canine can be so happy?
Generally they are seen with a permanent grin, an iPod, sunglasses and dreadlocks. They say hello to everyone and somehow the dog's leads are never tangled. They know and call every dog by name and always pick up their business. And let's not forget the small detail of their job, they make a basic salary in a week BY JUST WALKING.
Favourite phrases: "whistle whistle" (that is, the action of whistling) "Come here (insert here generic dog name), don't get away from the pack"